Christmas in Belize

Here I am the first day in Belize...maybe this set the tone for my delusional mind? At least we were laughing then. Stay tuned for more! And Merry Christmas...

From the I Celebrate January 2nd Club Director.

sorry to the family

One never knows how they affect this thing called biological family. to me it mostly means a gross mistake when the storks were delivering eggs. but then there is karma...or is there?
I am leaving for a week to get away from this never ending list of things we are "supposed to do..." as lame moms, grandmoms, aunts, uncles, nieces...whatever...
My United States of whatever.
I am driving in a 70 something Olds station wagon with my head hanging out the window...my hair is blowing and blond. We are either on our way to Chicago or leaving there on our way to Los Vegas where my sis gets taken to the ER for some paradoxical reaction to compazine...I a wearing a white sailor suit top and my hair is the whitest blond you can find out attachment?

Just pissed at the world, I guess

Can't help it...just seems like the world is some sucky gray place set up to destroy any illusion of goodness.
OK...I am really tired and saw only depressed, painful people today and then had to deal with delusion at its most extreme...and who am I to talk or think or even pretend?
Tired of friends with advice...tired of me own mind, too.
Maybe tomorrow will be better?

strong, urbane, and simple

OK, what does the above describe?

Check back later for some hints.

Took my boards today and am wondering who the hell picked the questions on this year's test?

Simply put, the whole experience sucked...except that I did not get a parking ticket and should have.